Sunday, December 26, 2010

Most Annoying Country of the Year Cookie

Iceland. An attractive, bankrupt, and perpetually gassy, little nordic country. In April the inexplicably named "Eyjafjallajökull" (eye-uh-fyallah-fuck-hole) volcano erupted and completely ruined international air travel for weeks. Shortly thereafter, all of continental Europe proceeded to unfriend Iceland and refused to respond to any of its texts. Keep your annoying singers, shitty sagas, and choking ash to yourselves and leave our departure boards free of little, red Canceled's.

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